“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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ta da
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Warsan is the truth.
this is how it should always be.
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"Immature people falling in love destroy each other’s freedom, create a bondage, make a prison. Mature persons in love help each other to be free; they help each other to destroy all sorts of bondages. And when love flows with freedom there is beauty. When love flows with dependence there is ugliness.
A mature person does not fall in love, he or she rises in love. Only immature people fall; they stumble and fall down in love. Somehow they were managing and standing. Now they cannot manage and they cannot stand. They were always ready to fall on the ground and to creep. They don’t have the backbone, the spine; they don’t have the integrity to stand alone.
A mature person has the integrity to stand alone. And when a mature person gives love, he or she gives without any strings attached to it. When two mature persons are in love, one of the great paradoxes of life happens, one of the most beautiful phenomena: they are together and yet tremendously alone. They are together so much that they are almost one. Two mature persons in love help each other to become more free. There is no politics involved, no diplomacy, no effort to dominate. Only freedom and love."Osho (via electrichoney) -
"It’s just so strange.
You used to love me,
and now you’re a stranger
who happens to know all
of my secrets."Clementine von Radics (via perfect) -
I finally got my own place. This is how I feel whenever my parents visit.
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Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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OH MY GOD I NEED THIS
Need this so bad you do not even know.
This is the work of the daughter of my alma mater’s president.
Pretty neat
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I want a friendship like this one.
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especially when im bored as fuckkk at work.
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this is so fucking good
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