Immature people falling in love destroy each other’s freedom, create a bondage,...– Osho (via electrichoney)
It’s just so strange. You used to love me, and now you’re a stranger who...– Clementine von Radics (via perfect)
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
getoffmybloghoe: sext: my pussy bald like caillou
trapghoul: pussy 101 it cleans itself it has a smell (get over that, boo boo) it makes the rules
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
Have you ever run away from something because you were scared. Or not ready. Or...– Amy Pond (via faint-ly)
Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking...– (via letmedothis) I need to keep this in mind. (via deatheatingbloodmagic) explore your fucks (via getoutofmyrabbithole)
readingwench: jessiphia: Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you think otherwise grow up SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME
atwisttinmystory: Christian Mingle Username: EatMeLikeTheLastSupper
roughhewnends: fruitytootybasedsmoothy: I want only two things in life, people to find me adorable and people to find me terrifying.
somtimes I get really, really sad. →